why do i care?

well, after a good 36 years spent in a perpetual state of dim-witted self-absorption,
i think i may finally have reached my saturation point. and it's pretty sad that it's taken this long because to be honest, i'm kinda shallow. therefore, this is the first and last post on this blog that's about me.

the rest of it? anything goes, i guess. as long as it originated somewhere outside of my thick skull, it's fair game.

so, hello.